MCA #0, Tuesday Afternoon

[hatesparadise]

There was still an entire bucket of candy collected from the rain, nominally for the kids when they went back to Hawaii. But that wasn't the focus of the day. Oh no, Danny was doing a little of what could only be called rage baking.

Because someone or certain someones had inflicted a Mountain Dew pizza on him yesterday.

As such, Danny was making a pure, good, unharmed by bad ingredients pizza.

While muttering under his breath about how much Steve was trying to give him an ulcer here.

[for the guy!]

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[grenadesandohana]

Steve walked into the apartment with the clear conscience of a person who didn't believe Mountain Dew pizza was a crime punishable by the ICC court in the Hague.

"Smells good in here," he said, smiling.

[hatesparadise]

"Good! You get none of it." Liiiiies.

[grenadesandohana]

"That's cold, Danno," Steve complained.

[hatesparadise]

"You tried to make me eat that monstrosity yesterday!"

[grenadesandohana]

"Raiden worked hard on that pizza!"

Presumably.

[hatesparadise]

"And you chose it." So. It was all Steve's fault.

[grenadesandohana]

"It looked festive!"

[hatesparadise]

"It was disgusting!"

[grenadesandohana]

"The color was a little...off-putting."

Slightly.

[hatesparadise]

"A little??" Danny demanded, pointing a finger at him in accusation.

[grenadesandohana]

"There's no rule that the sauce has to be red, Danny," Steve said, reaching into the fridge for a bottle of water.

[hatesparadise]

"Yeah, but it shouldn't be nuclear waste green either!" Danny shot back.

[grenadesandohana]

That was an excellent point, Daniel. Would Steve cede that point? Absolutely not. He was now pro-nuclear waste.

"It can be on Halloween!"

[hatesparadise]

"Nuh uh," Danny insisted, working the pizza dough. "Not on my watch."

[grenadesandohana]

"You are a joy-hater," Steve declared. "A hater of joy."

[hatesparadise]

"And you exist to vex me!" They did it with such love.

[grenadesandohana]

Steve smirked at him. "Damn right I do."

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"Grab me a beer before I hit you with a wooden spoon," Danny grumbled.

[grenadesandohana]

"Is this like the order of events?" Steve asked, laughing as he found the beer. "I get you a drink and then you beat me?"

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"Depends on how much you enjoy getting smacked," Danny shot back with a grin.

[grenadesandohana]

Steve's eyes twinkled at him. "That depends on circumstances."

[hatesparadise]

"Oh," Danny said with a laugh. "That how it is?"

[grenadesandohana]

Steve winked at him as he handed him the beer. "I'm an open-minded guy."

[hatesparadise]

"Thank you." He'd reconsider not sharing the pizza. For a bit.

[grenadesandohana]

"No problem," Steve said, crossing behind Danny and kissing the nape of his neck.