hatesparadise: (on the phone)
Danny 'Danno' Williams ([personal profile] hatesparadise) wrote2020-06-28 12:28 pm
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Voicemail

You have reached Detective Danny Williams. Please leave a message after the tone.

*BEEP*
seaoftroubles: (Rafferty)

[personal profile] seaoftroubles 2020-07-09 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Detective Williams." It was a very professional woman's voice, from a Maine area code. "This is Officer Rebecca Rafferty of Haven PD. I'm calling to inform you that your CI, Duke Crocker, has been arrested for the murder of Jonas Lester. If you have any questions, you can give me a call either here at the station or on my personal line." She rattled off another number with the same area code, then signed off the call.
betterthanaplan: (we put out an A-P-B)

[personal profile] betterthanaplan 2020-07-10 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
do CIs get a per diem or something? I feel like you owe me money.

also I'm back
grenadesandohana: (oh no my shirt allergy)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2020-07-11 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Did Danny want a picture of Steve, shirtless, in a spaceship giving him the shaka sign? Because now he had one, along with a very helpful, "Gone to space, brb" text.
Edited 2020-07-11 03:05 (UTC)
defenderofdesmoines: (annie - explain)

Phone Day!

[personal profile] defenderofdesmoines 2021-04-01 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
And after sending Diego one nauseatingly-cute message this morning, Annie decided to dip her toes in trying to send a more suggestive one. For long-distance practice!

remember the time we were sooooooooo quiet in HI? followed by the kissyface emoji.

Okay, it was only mildly suggestive, but she was sure he'd remember!
special_rabbit: (wut)

Phone Day!

[personal profile] special_rabbit 2021-04-01 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
And here Amaya thought Lucille trying to talk to her in code was a bit weird, now there was a student apparently asking after dates! She tried her best to be professional about it, which, well, it was Amaya, so the results were probably a bit mixed.

I'm pretty sure we haven't had a real date ever, and I'm pretty sure that'd be highly inappropriate. No offense, though; I'm sure you're a good kid, but I don't even really do the dating thing even with people my own age.
knife_bender: squarebox (spec: oga fergoa)

Phone Day

[personal profile] knife_bender 2021-04-01 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
This you? Followed by gif

Uh yeah, this was definitely meant for Five.
weirderthanthou: (jesse - don't ask)

[personal profile] weirderthanthou 2021-04-01 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[[ from here ]]

Jesse was really loving the fact Barry had gotten her an actual working phone right now. Yep.

... I think you might have gotten the wrong impression. I like you, I just don't want to take a bath with you. That's inappropriate.
badassprodigy: (WTF?)

[personal profile] badassprodigy 2021-04-01 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. That message was just random. But Barry felt obligated to text back.

Well in general I'm pretty good at exploding shit but I think I'm missing part of the message. What do you want blown up? I'm kind of busy planning a romantic evening for you know who.
betterthanaplan: (I have concerns)

PHONE DAY!

[personal profile] betterthanaplan 2021-04-01 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[from here]

NO ONE says we can't have sex
grenadesandohana: (mcdanno: cuddle time)

PHONE DAY

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-04-01 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that one is coming right back at you, Danno.

Why wouldn't you want to date me? I'm a goddamn catch. And a fantastic kisser, just FYI.
heroic_jawline: (neg: goddamn i hate my life)

[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-04-01 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, in my defense, I don't blast bears all the time, but I agree. We shouldn't fight."
what_the_shock: (Default)

[personal profile] what_the_shock 2021-04-01 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
From here!

Hey, whoa, I am SO not the person to keep an eye on anyone! Whoever this is, you better get your nannies from somewhere else.
throughaphase: (about to speak)

[personal profile] throughaphase 2021-04-01 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, I'm just saying, one version of you has absolutely asked me about sexting."
grenadesandohana: (Default)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2021-04-01 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I'm not that kind of guy. Of course I know you're taken.
grenadesandohana: (Default)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2024-04-13 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
!!!!!!!!!

Steve was fine, Danny. Just fine.
grenadesandohana: (Default)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2024-04-14 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
He's spilled syrup everywhere but it's fine
grenadesandohana: (neg: i was totally right stop yelling om)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2024-04-14 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
His name is Matt.
grenadesandohana: (mcdanno: hallway)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2024-04-14 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Could you hear Steve over the shrieking? This was going great! He didn't need help at all!

"Hey, Danno! We don't happen to randomly have a nameplate with trucks on it that has your brother's name on it?"
grenadesandohana: (mcdanno: thinking)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2024-04-14 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Kinda figured," Steve said. "So. Yeah. We have a visitor."

A loud, sticky visitor.
grenadesandohana: (mcdanno: yes dear)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2024-04-14 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Course I'm good," Steve said.

He'd say that while actively on fire, too.

"You need the time in Honolulu with the kids," he added. The other kids?
grenadesandohana: (neg: think face)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2024-04-14 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Matt and I will be at the station when you get in," Steve said, silently giving Danny the apartment to take a breath in.
grenadesandohana: (mcdanno: yes dear)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2024-04-14 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Several hours later, Steve texted again:

He's trying to FLY off the swings. I am not putting him into a headlock!
throughaphase: (texting)

Phone day!

[personal profile] throughaphase 2024-06-19 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Weirdly, there was only one part of the message that Kitty found insulting.

Excuse me, my dance moves are NOT goofy. This calls for a dance off.
wildgalegirl: (Delighted)

[personal profile] wildgalegirl 2024-06-19 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
From here

Hey you know me. I'm up for anything. IF you just want to be friends, that's fine. Anything else? I'm so there!