MCA #0, Wednesday Morning

[hatesparadise]

Well, yesterday happened. And now Danny had a series of shots for rabies.

Which was just great.

But today he was sorting through some mail to find something addressed to him from the Navy. Which turned out to be paperwork on a life insurance policy for one Steve McGarrett with him as the beneficiary.

"Steven!"

[for the guy!]

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[grenadesandohana]

"We're really good at buying sofas now."

Since they killed the ugly one in Steve's house, too.

[hatesparadise]

"Well, we won't be buying anymore couches anytime soon, okay?"

Oh, he wad still so red about it.

[grenadesandohana]

He was adorable. Steve had no choice but to kiss him again.

[hatesparadise]

"You are enjoying this way too much," Danny grumbled, pulling in for another kiss after that too.

[grenadesandohana]

"I'm enjoying it just the right amount," Steve said.

[hatesparadise]

"You're being smug," Danny replied.

[grenadesandohana]

Getting his way always made him a little smug.

"Am I?"

[hatesparadise]

"Don't you play dumb there," Danny said, wagging a finger at him. "I know you far too well for it."

[grenadesandohana]

Steve grinned at him. "Yes, you do."

[hatesparadise]

"Yeah, I do," Danny agreed, expression softening as he watched Steve.

[grenadesandohana]

And that look right there was why you now had beachfront property on O'ahu, Danny.

"Good."

[hatesparadise]

That wasn't how it worked, but he was taking it!

"C'mon. I'll make breakfast before I go into the office."

[grenadesandohana]

Of course that's how it worked.

"Do we have time for pancakes?" Steve asked. "And turkey bacon?"

Who bought turkey bacon, Steve. Who.

[hatesparadise]

Yeah, Danny definitely did a double take. "Did you buy turkey bacon?"

[grenadesandohana]

"It's healthy!" Steve said.

[hatesparadise]

"It's not bacon!" Ah, the appropriate level of bickering.

[grenadesandohana]

"It says bacon right on the package!"

[hatesparadise]

"Bacon comes from a pig," Danny shot back. "This is poorly treated poultry meat."

[grenadesandohana]

"It still tastes like bacon."

Steven. Who hurt you?

[hatesparadise]

Oh, that was very clearly what Danny was thinking too.

"It does not."

[grenadesandohana]

"Stick in a BLT and you'll never notice," Steve proclaimed.

[hatesparadise]

"I would too notice," Danny replied. "And there won't be any BLTs until it's tomato season. It's just sad when the tomatoes aren't ripe."

[grenadesandohana]

"I don't really notice," Steve said entirely to wind Danny up.

[hatesparadise]

Danny made a completely affronted noise. "Just you wait until the summer. I'll change your mind."

Oh, now he was getting a fancy BLT out of this. Very clever, Steven.

[grenadesandohana]

He was going to get Danny to rage-grow tomatoes.

Steve hummed non-committedly. "If you say so."