Doki Toki Dessert Shop - Gaithersburg, MD - Thursday Afternoon

[hatesparadise]

It was hot out. And it wasn't the Hawaii hot, it was the kind of hot that Danny had definitely willfully forgotten about back in New Jersey.

Which was why he was more than willing to let Steve talk him into traveling way too far to get ice cream on the mainland as a sort of date night. While trying desperately to not melt the entire time.

"I can't believe I'm saying that I miss the summer in Hawaii," he grumbled as they got to the shop.

[for the guy!]

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[hatesparadise]

"It's not being wasted!" He needed it, Steve.

[grenadesandohana]

Steve snorted and moved one of the vents to blow on him instead.

[hatesparadise]

"You are such a putz, you know that?'

[grenadesandohana]

"It's not a wind machine, Daniel!" Steve retorted.

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"Oh, I'm sorry, is it draining the gas?" Danny shot back.

[grenadesandohana]

"Yes," Steve lied immediately.

[hatesparadise]

"Well, you picked a gas guzzler," Danny shot back.

[grenadesandohana]

"I need the horsepower," Steve countered.

Just...not up hills. Sorry, Steve, the Camaro beat you every time.

[hatesparadise]

"You do not!" This was super why he always stole Danny's car.

[grenadesandohana]

They were two different versions of penis replacements! What a normal canon they came from!

"Of course I do," Steve said while cutting off the Hyundai in front of them.

[hatesparadise]

"Watch the road, will ya?!" Because now Danny was clutching the 'oh shit' handle.

[grenadesandohana]

"I'm watching the road fine," Steve told him.

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"You're drivin' like a crazy person!" Danny replied.

[grenadesandohana]

"I'm just keeping up with the other crazy people," Steve told him.

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"You are not, you putz," Danny sighed, pressing the brake that wasn't on his side of the truck.

[grenadesandohana]

"So you just want me to let this moron go across three lanes and turn left right now?" Steve asked.

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"I want to make it to the place alive is what I want!"

Again, this was their love language.

[grenadesandohana]

"We're getting there just fine, Daniel," Steve said, whipping throught a yellow light.

[hatesparadise]

"THAT WAS A YELLOW."

[grenadesandohana]

"YELLOW MEANS GO."

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"IT MEANS SLOW!"

[grenadesandohana]

"I was already moving!" Steve said.

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"You sped up!" Danny shot back.

[grenadesandohana]

"Don't block the box, Daniel," Steve said, zipping into the parking lot.

[hatesparadise]

"Jesus, babe!" Again, this was all with love.